I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, “Oh my God, my child is retarded.”
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My followers better all reblog this…
there should be more notes
If you don’t reblog this, unfollow me.
I don’t give a fuck.
Do it.
Because I could have 0 followers for all I care, if all…
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How to sound more sophisticated by changing one letter:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
Haha the pictures :P
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GREEN BUDS AND HASH
By Dana Larsen Would you like green buds and hash? Would you like them in a bong? - No I would not in a bong! Would you like them wrapped in paper? - I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- No I would not, Mister Stash!
Would you like them all day long?
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
Will you try them now or later?
- I don’t want them now or later.
- I don’t want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
When you say the exact same thing as your best friend
omg i love supernatural its so frickin amazing
how many times have i done that 2day? nd the picture makes me think of wat? waking up nd then supernatural then breakfast„ then.. dessert„ : )
This is so fucking cool.
JUST PRESS PLAY>
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah
shit that was cool
What.
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If I had an iPhone I would totally abuse the fact that you can blame autocorrect for awkward moments.
Me: “I would like to have sex with you tonight, thanks.”
Attractive Friend: “What??”
Me: “OH LOL! I totally meant that I want you naked in my bed tonight.”
Attractive Friend: “….?”
Me: “LOL AGAIN OMG AUTOCORRECT! I meant can you pick up some chips for me? Also some skittles. Thanks.”
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